And in the twentieth century of His Advent a beast crawled into the inner cities of the New World spreading the seeds of hatred for white people and rich people and Jews and all authority.
And some of the children were fed this seed and it grew and multiplied and became a serpent. And his name was called Huey and Jesse and Malcolm and Barry and Eldridge and he prowled in the night seeking whom he might rape.
And he grew large in strongholds of the Inner City and organized and practiced. And he hated the rich and the white and the Jews and he reached out to seize power.
And there were, in the same country, rich and white and Jewish men of evil who could not sleep for their wealth and their guilt, but they stared in the darkness in the night grinding their teeth. And Satan appeared unto these men in the Darkness in the likeness of a Witch Doctor and told them “If you will feed my Serpent as a sacrifice for your guilt I will give you peace and you will be able to sleep.” And great rich, white and Jewish men fed the serpent and had peace for a time and times. And they worshiped the Witch Doctor who fed the serpent and gave them wealth and peace at times when they had peace.
And the serpent became great and filled the Inner City and devoured the hope and future of the men of the inner city and they left their women and sought out pleasure with harlots and enchantments of drugs and they robbed and killed and raped and filled the prisons of the white and rich and Jewish men. And they were nourished on hate for a time by the serpent and by the Witch Doctor.
And the serpent grew into the likeness of a tall and majestic man of eloquence and he was given power by the people of the Inner City and by the rich at the hand of the Witch Doctor. And the serpent filled his State and moved in the place of its people to the High House of the Senators of the Great and ancient City of the proud and the strong and the brave and he was called Soro-Sama-Bara-Kabba the Great.
And in the year 2008 the serpent moved with great choler throughout the 57 States consuming the remnants of the Party of the Ass, absorbing Ted Kopechne and devouring the Great Woman of the Party and the lesser ones and stamping the residue with his feet. 
And all the Party worshiped the serpent and said, “Who is like unto the Serpent? Who is able to make war against him?” And he caused political craft to prosper in their hand in 2008 and delivered to them the Houses of the ancient City of the proud and the strong and the brave.
And the serpent moved against the White House and found it swept and garnished and empty but for a mouse hiding in the Bushes. And he devoured the mouse whole.
And the serpent became great and filled the ancient City and devoured the hope and future of the men of the nation that they should leave their women and seek out pleasure with harlots and enchantments of drugs but they did not. Notwithstanding, the serpent grew great and prospered and multiplied swarms of officers to harass that people, and eat out their substance.
He began to devour the wealth of the whole country consuming their treasure by the subtlety of the bankers and the corporate empires in thrall of the Witch Doctor and he became fat and increased with the trillions of the riches of the nation.
And all the people and their children and their children’s children became indebted to the serpent.
Then he assented with World Government to subject the nation to a jurisdiction foreign to the constitution, and unacknowledged by the nation’s laws with repeated usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over the 57 States.
And he moved through Europe and the Crescent and Africa and the serpent’s scales became troops and destroyers and artillery and tanks and planes and bombs. And he rose and exalted his administration.
And when the men with tricornered hats rose up against him as they had in the ancient times in the nation of the proud and the strong and the brave, the serpent moved to make war against the men with the tricornered hats, and slithered through the ancient City establishing, in violation of law, a national police force with the power to arrest and detain without charge or trial. And he had the blessing of the Tortured One.
And at the time of the serpent’s end, there arose among the Party of the Elephant those that said, “We must revive the mouse from the excrement of the serpent. For he was not destroyed!” For, indeed, the mouse had survived the digestion of the serpent and had become a goat and he wondered if the people missed him. And he was given a name and that name was Mittnewtney. And the name of Mittnewtney was written on his forehead and upon his wrist. And Mittnewtney exercised all the power of the Witch Doctor in his presence. And the rich and the white and the Jewish men of evil were gathered unto him and he became a captain over them.
And there was war between Mittnewtney and the men with the tricornered hats until the time of the Convention.
Liberals are by nature liars. The nature of their beliefs drives and sustains this tendency.
The liberal philosophies exhibited by many disconsolate, deluded individuals in the U.S.A and around the world are not viable in reality. I truly wish these philosophies were innocuous in nature; however, they are quite detrimental to the well being of the various peoples of the world. There are three reasons that liberals persist in their delusions despite said philosophies obvious detriment to the people of the world: ignorance, apathy, and greed.
Many liberals are usually well meaning but highly analphabetic cretins who have been deluded into following unsound philosophies by their peers. The left is comprised of people of questionable intellect and little or no ability to elevate themselves above the mindless droning of the masses.
Liberals practice beliefs and behaviors that are harmful to themselves and others. They do this knowingly but they simply do not care that their actions are harmful as long as they are allowed instant gratification of whatever they are feeling at the moment.
The upper liberal echelon consists of malicious power seekers who prey on the weak and ignorant while spreading their destructive filth for the sole purposes of prolonging their pathetic grasp on political power.
Regardless of whether a leftist is driven by ignorance, apathy, or greed, they all have one thing in common: they lie. The ignorant liberal lies either out of ignorance or to preserve self-delusional beliefs; the apathetic leftist lies to excuse his lifestyle; and the malicious progressive leader lies to keep his power base apathetic and ignorant.
And there was in the latter days of this liberal power domain, an increasingly larger and growing body of now-conservatives who had become furious about the mirror image of themselves which occupied the chief house of the land. And they, upon the anniversary of the four year appointed time of change, with their paper money and powerful machines of political and practical war making, drove the liberal reflection from that great house.
Now, for a four year time duly anticipating their contentment, the now-conservatives used their paper money to buy from the poor their food and drink, selling to them in return the refuse of the wheat, making the epha small and the shekel great, thus giving animation to that great war machine which they waved from coast to cast and sea to shining sea throughout the nations.
Though having decimated to their heart’s, and most glorious sponsor’s, eternal content, they lived happily on and on, throughout the appointed four years of change, yet they failed to see the rising fury in the former magnificent occupants of the great house. In their sated time of four years, they, according to proper orderly change dictates, failed to see the liberal’s disgust of the image they had so carefully and magnificently retrieved.
It being the return again of the days of the four years time of change, the liberals, in their very proper and magnificent fury over the mirror image of themselves in the great house, were very properly compelled to use their paper money and great war machine to remove every trace of the now-conservatives from that great house. That is exactly the history, except for a few smudges which always appeared at the same moments in time, and the same positions on the mirror, in the same clothes and with the same mating call to the same bell, and which were forgiven their failure to take upon themselves one and only one, actual distinct name differing in the mirror, such as either liberal, or now-conservative.
And it was so in the eons of the land, that the time, and times, of change fulfilled it’s appointed mission, and, that great and magnificent time, and times, of every four years change, lived, in parenthetical bliss, happily ever after. The sated occupants of the great houses were content and full in every way, with the changeless beauty of their time and times, of change. The common ones from whom sustenance was extracted with the wonderful and magnificent paper, and upon whom the great war machine worked it’s land and sea magnificent wonders, had appropriately faded far into the mist.
It is a magnificent mist for which sated eyes, oh so thankfully, offer up continual thanksgiving to the great ones in the great house.
When can we blow the horns and bring Jericho down?