What would you get if you could gene-splice Bill Clinton’s outlook with Barack Obama’s teleprompter? Men may conceal their intentions, but you can know them by their acts.
“I am running for president because I passionately believe that I have the experience and vision to address the issues facing this country. Having had tremendous success in my years running businesses, leading the resounding success of the 2002 Olympics, and renewing the prosperity of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts during my time as governor, I have seen the results of a consistent emphasis on innovation and transformation. These principles hold the key to getting Americans back to work, revitalizing our economy, streamlining our swollen government, and restoring our international prestige. I eagerly anticipate seeing them implemented in Washington.”
Hear hear, Mitt!
Having lived in Massachusetts during your administration where I covered you on the radio on WRKO, I appreciated how you personally “renewed the prosperity of the Commonwealth.”
Thanks again for raising my taxes and business fees (as well as my fellow residents of “the Commonwealth” that got a little less wealthy (if you know what I’m sayin guvnah…nod, nod, wink wink:-)) due to your billion dollars in tax and fee hikes.
Truly “innovative” and “transformative.” Appreciate your opposing the Bush Tax Cuts as well!!! That was like the cherry on top!
As far as your “innovation” is concerned, I want to thank you for being single-handedly responsible for ushering in sodomy-based “marriage” to the “Commonwealth.” I am quite sure the Founders, such as the man who wrote the Massachusetts Constitution, John Adams, would applaud your unilateral and illegal implementation of same-sex “marriage.” Truly innovative, Mr. Romney! Amazing how you pretended like the court made you alter and issue those marriage licenses to same-sex couples as you alone literally changed the very definition of marriage. Now if that’s not “innovation” I don’t know what it!
Oh, and I almost forgot to thank you for your healthcare “innovation.” I greatly appreciated Romneycare. Despite the fact that premiums doubled and costs have almost tripled since it’s implementation, I have to hand it to you guvnah, at least all the derelicts now have “free healthcare” not to mention tax subsidized abortion-on-demand including late-term abortions that you covered at $50 each!!! Teddy Kennedy, Hillary, and Planned Parenthood thought it was “innovative” and gosh darn it, so did I! Barack Obama thought it was so “innovative,” he copied it. Copycat liberal…He’s still working on the $50 dollar abortions. But hey, who does he think he is? Willard Mitt Romney or something?
Yes indeedy, Mitt, we residents and former residents of the “Commonwealth” owe you a deep debt of gratitude for your “innovation.”
We, well I mean I, although I think most people in the “Commonwealth” greatly appreciate how
you “transformed” the “Cradle of Liberty” into the “Test Tube of Totalitarianism”
in just 4 short years!
From your boosting funding for homosexual and transgender “education” for kindergartners, to your sponsoring “gay pride parades,” to your placing mostly liberal Dems including 2 open homosexuals on the bench, to your support for ENDA, McCain-Feingold, McCain-Kennedy Amnesty, and McCain-Lieberman “Cap and Trade,” it’s been a blast Mitt! And although I had my doubts about you early on, I can now say how much I appreciate all your amazing “innovations” and “transformations.”
Thanks for the memories Mitt!
Where do I send the check to?
Can’t wait for you to transform our nation in 2012 as you did in Massachusetts as governor!
[Voting for this man for any public office is unconscionable.]